Phantom Smilies

In Windows Live Messenger, or MSN, occasionally, when paste something over and over, or pressing Shift + Enter a lot, after a while, smilies will tend to appear even though they have not been typed in. This strange phenomon may be very rare, but may cause great fear. BEWARE

Guy: Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, :D :D :D :'( ;)

Dude: What's with the random smilies?

Guy: DUDE!!! THOSE ARE PHANTOM SMILIES!!! I'M FREAKED OUT LIKE THIS MUCH:









:D :D :D

Guy: OH GOD THEY WON'T GO AWAY

by Bloodyscenekids April 19, 2009

panto klamo goatpen

the original that guy, the dude who ruins all your pictures making a funny face in the background

Damn that Panto Klamo Goatpen not one good picture on this memory card He ruined every picture of the party from Friday night

by Pantomatic February 11, 2009

phantom cellphone syndrome

Occasionally feeling as if you can hear your cellphone ringtone or feel it vibrating in your pocket when you don't have it on you or it's not within earshot or no one has called or texted you.

I felt my cell vibrating in my pocket, but when I reached in there to grab it, it wasn't even on my. Just phantom cellphone syndrome, I guess.

by rstarr2713 July 26, 2009

Phantom Feature

A useful and expected feature that is mysteriously lacking in a similar or competing product.

Expecting said feature to be present and then being unpleasantly surprised by its absence.

Using a device with the expectation that said features will be present.

Technical analogue to phantom limb

After years of Firefox and Chrome, I can't bear to use IE for all the phantom features

by hqrsie October 17, 2009

Pantoffelheld

German for henpecked. Means you're not aloud to do anything before asking oyur girlfrind.

Why dont have a better score in Robot Unicorn Attack?

ich bin ein pantoffelheld.

by The Unicorn made of metal December 20, 2010

Phantom Beak

Phantom beak can be used for telling someone that there beak or there attempt at making fun at you is weak.

"I know what you are, but what am I". - Phantom Beak

by iBellix November 3, 2010

Phantom Faeces

When you have a methane experience that is so moist you are actually convinced some faeces came with it

tom: think i might have just shat myself, i need to go clean myself up

dave: nah dont bother, probably just a phantom faeces

by flangeface March 27, 2011