old pouch

An elderly woman's vagina. Also commonly referred to as "the old ball and chain" aka wife.

Did you put it in old pouch last night...?

Yeah, we got it on real good.

I bet her old pouch hasn't seen any action in decades.

by Zempo January 29, 2016

Coin pouch

When a man over the age of 60 doesn’t trust the banking system anymore and resorts to pulling his money out in change and depositing the coin rolls in the prolapsed asshole of another male between the ages of 18-26

Joseph (60) : I don’t trust the banking system anymore, I need somewhere safer to deposit my coin.

Philip (25) : I can bend over and hold that in my coin pouch for you if you’d like.

*proceeds to bend over and excrete a forced prolapse*

Joseph (60) : Why thank you, now that’s a bank I can trust

by Direct Deposit April 24, 2025

poochie pouch

when a female's belly hang over their poochie

she got a poochie pouch kinda like a kangaroo pouch

by ewdatsnasty July 26, 2017

poochie pouch

when a female's belly hangs over their poochie

she got a poochie pouch kinda like a kangaroo pouch

by ewdatsnasty July 26, 2017

devil's pouch maneuver

a term for when a pizza delivery guy calls you daddy and tea bags your pizza

AHH DANG IT The guy pulled a devil's pouch maneuver on my pizza.

by sasasasasasasa123 February 29, 2020

shit pouch

modern slang for diaper

“3 year olds are easy all you do is change their shit pouch and feed them”

by cumguzzler92 June 15, 2021

velvety gumball pouch

referring to a males nuts and sack.

1. careful down there! the ol' velvety gumball pouch is turning blue.

2.(for the sports fan)... you should wear your cup so you dont get button hooked in that velvety gumball pouch of yours.

3. (question)is that a bag for crown royal in your pants?(answer) nah baby... thats my velvety gumball pouch...

by dictionary john September 16, 2006