Unusally large, hairy, forocious, elusive species of moon crickets. Most are afraid of water, and are easily aggitated. Their voice is very low tone, and they tend to show their teeth as a sign of aggression.
Portis shore does have a strong attraction to that there snowflake.
Portis shore does have a strong attraction to that there snowflake.
by Mista Spyda June 19, 2008
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Dave: Can't go out tonight, gotta stay home with my girl and listen to operas.
Dave's Bros: Come on dude, she's totally got you totally whipped. You're a complete Portmore now.
Dave's Bros: Come on dude, she's totally got you totally whipped. You're a complete Portmore now.
by radioshack55 May 14, 2012
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The world's first inflatable beer pong table to come into the market in 2007. The PORTOPONG beer pong table is ideal for pool parties, camping, tailgating, dorm room antics, and much more.
This is the only table on the market with recessed cup holders, made from high quality PVC materials, includes grommets to tie down your table or suspend it, includes strings and repair patches as well as directions.
As our motto says - PLAY ANYWHERE ON ANYTHING!
The only question left to ask is "where are you going to play?"
This is the only table on the market with recessed cup holders, made from high quality PVC materials, includes grommets to tie down your table or suspend it, includes strings and repair patches as well as directions.
As our motto says - PLAY ANYWHERE ON ANYTHING!
The only question left to ask is "where are you going to play?"
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by PORTOPONG May 26, 2009
Get the PORTOPONG mug.Portola Valley is a smelly, disgusting, dirty little suburb that wishes it was Atherton. Unlike Atherton, however, people in Portola Valley are in debt. Meaning they can't actually afford a house which was probably not even worth 2 million when they bought it (ew). To compound their financial troubles, people from Portola Valley buy their children newer cars than they themselves drive. This is because adults from Portola Valley rarely see people from outside their nasty little barrio, so they do not have to worry about the opinions of other people in Portola Valley. However, their children, who must go to private schools elsewhere because of the dirty public school system, will encounter actual rich people and need to try to show off. It is NOT a low-key Atherton, in fact if anything it is an artificially bloated attempt at a copy built with shitty materials on worthless land. In fact, many people in Atherton are content with owning a car that is up to 10 years old, until it becomes necessary to buy a new one, because everyone knows theyre bosses and therefore they don't need to trouble themselves with the opinions of plebians who live on parched, weed covered hills.
ew look @ dat fat bitch she from portola valley
poor people from portola valley call their city "PV" because their inability to afford food makes it hard to exert the energy to say the full name
poor people from portola valley call their city "PV" because their inability to afford food makes it hard to exert the energy to say the full name
by Lashonda Yoqueefbo Jackson June 21, 2008
Get the Portola Valley mug.A woman who is payed to sleep with a man named "Velox". You can see these two tards in COGS chat. Velox being the arsey power hungry piece of shit. Porthos being the paid woman/half man in it.
by COGS champion. February 14, 2004
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She is a peice of sh** she'll also treat you like it. Portia is selfish and rude, she will take everything you love. She doesn't even care that she makes people feel this way and just moves on. Nobody likes her.
by IHateEveryone♡ March 21, 2020
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