Poot

An unsatisfactory ejaculation.

“Bro. I was pulling the snake last night after a long night of tugging and I pooted.”

“Shit man, better relax or you'll be out of man juice.”

“Yeah man, literally a drop came out! Full on pooted.”

by Bangkok thai June 22, 2019

Poot

A gay mans fart that comes from butt sex instead of gas.

Damn Tom did you fart?

No I pooted, that sex was great!

by Baconator703 July 25, 2018

poot

a word used by the pootis birds that migrate in 2fort

pootis bird: "poot!" a regular human: "aw it's a pootis bird!"

by pootis bird zookeeper September 21, 2023

Poot

The butt cheeks, butt cheek

Damn, that girl has some saucy poots!

by Psirus December 26, 2023

Poot

A person who is both a pleasure and a hoot (funny), a poot.

I had such a good time with you and couldn't stop laughing! You're such a poot!

by Chirpchirp July 7, 2015

poot

when you throw the wet toilet paper at your dog

why did u poot

by Zleep37 February 20, 2021

Poot

Small unit of measurement, like a teaspoon.

He only gave me a poot of cum

by mintyjuices October 23, 2020