Popeye the Sailor Man

A buff-ass sailor boi who eats green blob-like substance from from a can which makes him get RIPPED. May or may not engage in combat with termite swarms. Has a history in the navy, just not the American one.

Popeye the Sailor Man, he lives in a frying pan, turn up the gas and he'll blow off his ass, it's Popeye the Sailor Man, Toot Toot!

by AHit.2496 September 30, 2022

popeyes biscuit

the only thing dryer than your moms pussy

oh GOD frewfjiofnewkfjbwofhwei get me some fuckin water I just ate a popeyes biscuitghewighoghiwhgohqowhfednfkjsxnhskhfdoflksdscsdl fdi AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by DOMISMOD January 27, 2023

PokeyAirborne

A way to call someone a "silly little fat cunt who sits on their screens all day playing Roblox"

Me: "Brian over there is such a PokeyAirborne"

by NapalmKorzak May 31, 2023

pokey joe

to do something without rushing. another word for "lollygag".

"Sorry we're late, we were pokey joeing around town all afternoon."

by krystapher July 10, 2023

Ohkey Pokey

1. to jab repeatedly with an erection

1. 'ohkey pokey'
2. 'Dude, i just got ohkey pokeyed'

by an awesome April 29, 2009

mr pooey

someone who is a bit of a downer and has trouble controlling their anger issues. They are usually short to medium height.

Todd: That guys being really rude and he seems very upset. Maybe because of his shortness.

Mary: yea hes a real mr pooey

by Hannah<33 December 21, 2010

Smashin Popeyes

Having Sex 1st Then Get'N It in With Your Chicken Afterwards

Conversation:

Friend1: Hey bro, What're you doing tonight?
Friend2: After work im headed home, Because tonight Im Smashin Popeyes

by BlindSide92 November 1, 2017