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Meaty puddle slapper

One huge, impressive beast of a penis that is best used to slap a vagina into submission.
"That bitch was wet, but far too tight for me to slip it in her, so I just got my Meaty puddle slapper on the case"
by Afeps February 19, 2010
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sock puddle

What occurs when someone wears socks that are way too small for their feet. The socks slip under the person's heels and settle under the arches of their feet, forming a "puddle" of their sock(s).
While walking to school, John felt his feet starting to get uncomfortable. He realized he was getting sock puddles, as a result of wearing his smallest ankle socks.
by Gennabee January 27, 2010
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Shower Poodle

The mat of hair that collects on a shower drain.
Water was pooling up in the tub so I scooped the shower poodle out to let it drain.
by Reverend Homeslice February 3, 2012
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French Paddle

Much like the dutch rudder, the french paddle is a female mutual masturbatory technique where each participant forms a paddle shape with her right hand, leaving a limp wrist. Each participant then grabs the others right forearm, shakes vigorously slapping her own femenine region.
Yo, I saw these two totally hot chicks before. I wonder if they go home and french paddle each other
by 43-53 August 9, 2012
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anal poodle

When a shit the consistency of a hairball oozes out of your ass.
Nothing takes longer to get out of my ass than an anal poodle.
by AssholeAshley October 15, 2013
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Muddy Poodle

When you're nailing her from behind, and she accidentally poops on your pubes.
I was TOTALLY gettin' it hot & sweaty from that chick at the Earthworm Enthusiast Convention when she gave me a Muddy Poodle.
by Mr. Glisten November 15, 2013
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cooch poodle

A skank who hasn't shaved her who-ha in 10 months.
That girls skirt is so short you can see her cooch poodle.

That cooch poodle needs two hair styles for that short dress!

That stripper needs to shave her cooch poodle, it's springing out the side of her thong.

Her cooch poodle itself could give me it's own lap dance!
by Ofmay November 17, 2013
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