"That bitch was wet, but far too tight for me to slip it in her, so I just got my Meaty puddle slapper on the case"
by Afeps February 19, 2010
Get the Meaty puddle slapper mug.What occurs when someone wears socks that are way too small for their feet. The socks slip under the person's heels and settle under the arches of their feet, forming a "puddle" of their sock(s).
While walking to school, John felt his feet starting to get uncomfortable. He realized he was getting sock puddles, as a result of wearing his smallest ankle socks.
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by Reverend Homeslice February 3, 2012
Get the Shower Poodle mug.Much like the dutch rudder, the french paddle is a female mutual masturbatory technique where each participant forms a paddle shape with her right hand, leaving a limp wrist. Each participant then grabs the others right forearm, shakes vigorously slapping her own femenine region.
Yo, I saw these two totally hot chicks before. I wonder if they go home and french paddle each other
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Get the anal poodle mug.I was TOTALLY gettin' it hot & sweaty from that chick at the Earthworm Enthusiast Convention when she gave me a Muddy Poodle.
by Mr. Glisten November 15, 2013
Get the Muddy Poodle mug.That girls skirt is so short you can see her cooch poodle.
That cooch poodle needs two hair styles for that short dress!
That stripper needs to shave her cooch poodle, it's springing out the side of her thong.
Her cooch poodle itself could give me it's own lap dance!
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Her cooch poodle itself could give me it's own lap dance!
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