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potato

A female who breaks up with/cheats on/does not appreciate a nice guy.
Also known as: a bitch.
"Kim from the show Scrubs is such a controlling potato."
by Mel Cupcake March 3, 2008
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Potato

Someone who is extremely beautiful and who sits on the couch and watches tv all day while snapchatting their friends
by Squrcle December 28, 2016
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Potato

You are a potato.
by Doggy style September 5, 2017
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Potato

Beautiful, and the best thing to ever happen. Amazing in every way, and with no faults. :333
Maddy is the best Potato
by Sheisntapotato August 23, 2014
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Potato

One who grew up under a rock or in a dark place; lacking social exposure; one who lacks a social life; one who is not very socially adept and feels uncomfortable or unfamiliar with many situations, experiences, and circumstances; being a jayme
Person 1:Babe you need to spend more time with me, stop being such a potato.

Person 2: I am not a potato

Person 1: you are a potato,accept it and become one with the potato.

Person 2:I am not a potato, explain how iam a potato

Person 1: you grew up under a rock, you seem healthy but are what french fries are made of that it tastes good but is not good

Person 2: .....

Person 1: I'm changing your name to spud

Person 2: STAHP, I'M NOT A POTATO
by bethepotato March 8, 2015
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

A stupid person, a person who is slow in the head. Used to talk about someone when they make a mistake or failure.
yo that kid corey is a potato, he failed that algebra quiz last week.
by Jay island September 20, 2017
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by John Billy February 16, 2019
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