Pervert

a person who is constantly making ordinary things, like food, into something inappropriate.

Person 1: this banana is delicious!
Pervert: god, it looks like a...
Person 1: *stops eating banana*
Person 2: PERVERT!

by person 1: November 22, 2011

pervert

A man who is obsessed with having sex and enjoys looking at naked women, no matter what.

by Anonymous June 29, 2003

Perv

a man that likes children but has been labeled by the mass media as a perverted creep.

Trent played with his niece on the playground until a group of women gave him dirty looks like he was a perv and he had to leave.

by kingofstone August 26, 2012

Pervert fagot lesbian

A group of words when used individually are demeaning, but when put together make no grammatical sense, as the word fagot refers to a male who is homosexual, while lesbian is referring to a female homosexual.

The word is usually said when the user (i.e. the person saying the word) is going on in an argument, and runs out of things to say.

If you look at the deeper meaning, the user of this statement could be referring to somebody who is "hermaphrodite," or, somebody with both male and female reproductive organs, in which this statement could make sense.

Mike: the reason I don't talk to him is that.. (gets cut off)

Fatima: pervert fagot lesbian, let me burn your socks.

Mike: what the.. uh.. okbye

by Mike Miguel February 15, 2009

perversity

American mis-spelling of perversion.
Perversity actually means "stubborn awkwardness".

I offered her a ride in my car, but she perversely decided to walk.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

lesbian perv

A female who claims to not be a lesbian, but is often caught looking at other females in a sexual manner.

Cynthia: Molly, you are SUCH a lesbian!

Molly: I am not! I'm engaged to Dave!

Cynthia: True. Well, if you're not a lesbian, you're definitely a lesbian perv.

by suchimpulse August 5, 2008

perv

A compliment paid by a girl to someone she fancies.

Foxy lady:
Are you looking at my arse again?

Normal guy:
Yeah

Foxy lady:
You perv.

Normal guy:
Yeah

Foxy lady:
You know that I'm willing to pay you to shag me, don't you?

Normal guy:
Yeah

by isleofwightinsider December 9, 2008