out of mock pity

by fake pity.

younger person usually said to an older person ,please come first out of mock pity

by nadosh March 22, 2020

Pity titties

Titties shown out of pity

Even though she hated him, she showed Chris her pity titties.

by -dirtysox- January 10, 2009

pily

The name of a woman who is very capable of giving massages. She likes to workout to stay fit. She especially likes Bodypump and XCORE. Keeping up with the XCORE choreo can be difficult but Pily keeps on moving anyway.

Robin: She can massage like a Pily.
Yelmer: I know, Pily is the best!

by Yelmer October 10, 2016

Smitty What a Pity

When you make $95 million deals but can't seal the deal on any girls.

You just failed to hook up with another girl, Smitty What a Pity

by Go Mets December 6, 2006

pritly

lowest place in a social group.

hes such a pritly bitch....hes go no friends.

by Nat April 20, 2003

Pity Picture Gone Wrong

This phenomenon happens when a pretty girl takes a picture with an ugly girl. Often times the picture is taken as a nice gesture. The next day the pretty girl goes online and finds the picture as the ugly girls profile picture. This effect will make new users who look at the ugly girls profile to think that she is the pretty one. To further this point, the ugly girl may choose to use this picture on a dating site. The passerby will look at the picture and assume that the ugly girl is the pretty girl. Therefore, it is a way of tricking people into thinking that you are pretty without lying.

Example 1:

Tonya: Hey i got a message from a guy on my dating site.
Cait: Wow your so lucky.

Tonya: He wants to see me in the dress i was wearing in the picture
Cait: oh la la
Tonya: Crap, i used the Pity Picture Gone Wrong

Example 2:
Beverly: Hey im checking out everyone's prom pictures online
Hannah: tell me if you find any of me
Beverly: I found one, your with Fat Faced Fiona. AND She is using it as her profile pictures!!
Hannah: no way, now everyone is going to think she is the pretty one in the picture. I hate when a pity picture goes wrong

by RealityHits August 12, 2012

Pity Private

When you take an ugly/fat/nasty webcam girl to private because you feel bad for her.

The cam girl was so nasty I gave her a Pity Private.

by T.Edwards January 28, 2007