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pity fish

Semi-aquatic mammal whose ugly face and lack of social skills inspires pity and sympathy from those around it.
I saw a pity fish in the pond yesterday and I felt really bad for it, so I gave it 40 bucks.
by Bitch nigga 2 August 4, 2014
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No Pity On The Ants

A beastly death metal song by the band Lupara.
No Pity On The Ants is wicked. Period.
by EmoShallBurn December 17, 2008
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by Cryaboutit March 24, 2023
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Pity party

When someone hangs out with you because they feel bad for you. But it's pitiful because they will talk behind your back or are the reason that people feel bad for said person. No notice of planning, pity parties happen when said person may happen upon something that they are seeing experienced. They are included out of pity.
Hmmm
Should I subject myself and dignity to this pity party?

Oh look who's here
by Itswhatiwant December 26, 2017
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Pity Fuck

When you fuck a person out of pity. for example you know that Angela cant get laid, so you fuck her out of pity, so she feels better, even though, she will never pull a guy
Im gonna pity fuck Angela because she aint gonna get laid no time soon
by HideousMuffin January 24, 2024
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Pity 60

When you fail an assignment or a class but your grade is just close enough to passing that your teacher decides to give you the minimum passing grade.
"I totally should have failed my English class but the teacher gave me a pity 60"
by avvy123 November 14, 2023
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pity sext

Similar to a pity fuck- Texts of a sexual nature between parties, one of whom regards the other's attraction as some degree of pitiful.

Person A is attracted to person B.
Person B is unwilling, unable, unavailable to engage in a physical relationship.

Person B, in a moment of boredom or misguided altruism may indulge in sending or requesting sexually provocative texts or photos.
So you know that crushtomer I said I didn't want to date? We have occasional pity sext, but it won't go further
by A. Siren January 28, 2014
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