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hell my pants

To take a fierce or emergency poo. The act of pooing.
1) Shortly after sampling everything on the All You Can Eat Buffet, I realized I needed to hell my pants immediately!

2) Do you need to hell your pants, Johnny?
by oxxer January 23, 2008
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yuppie battle pants

A pair of pants with excessive cargo and utility pockets that also convert into shorts by unzipping the legs. Often comes in a variety of shades of khaki and with other urban warfare necessities such as elastic cuffs and key loops.
When it got too hot, Nads impressed everyone by converting his yuppie battle pants into shorts. Oh, how prepared!
by Stuck in Yupville May 1, 2006
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pants

I love my pants.
by reeKayy December 6, 2009
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nuddy pants

Your nuddy-pants are, well, your no-pants. When you are wearing your nuddy pants you are in the nude. The background of this word is from the Georgio Nicolsen series written by Louise Rennison.
When Cj forgot to wear pants to school, Cassie told me he was wearing his nuddy pants.
by sHiNtSuKi-PeNgUiN June 13, 2004
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pants pyramid

The effect of getting an erection in ones trousers. The effect is greater with light material, like twill. See also Docker Dong.
Hey,is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?..."Naw, I just got a pants pyramid.."
by Kurt B July 8, 2005
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pants napkin

To use ones pants or clothing to wipe ones hands clean when a napkin is not available.
"Man, that chicken was greasy. Time to use the old pants napkin."
by hyperswivel January 2, 2009
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pantster

A person who writes by 'the seat of her pants' as opposed to a plotter, one who plans or outlines her writing. Term used, and popularized, by writers, and is familiar with the writing community of the American-based writing contest NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month) that started in 1999, and other such contests. A general term for a writer of this approach. Antonyms: plotter, outliner, planner.
Are you a plotter or a pantster? I'm definitely a pantster! I can't wait to see what shows up next!
by wip August 1, 2013
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