pilonidal smile

When the crack of ones ass is extended just a bit beyond the typical length of crack. The slight depression can conveniently be used for storage; common items may include car keys, dime bags, and ironically, crack.

When my whore of a mother was eighteen she hid my father's virginity in her pilonidal smile.

by Della Hicks January 18, 2008

pilo

One who makes accusations that spread fear, uncertainty, and doubt, especially when done so repeatedly. Pronounced `PIE-LOW`

My DMs are piling high because of that pilo.

by TNAASRBX May 24, 2018

Japanese helicopter pilot

The rapid hand movement, and squinting eyes associated with the final moments of Taking matters into your own hands

My morning glory was taken care of by a Japanese helicopter pilot making a quick fly-by.

by Middle House Chuckles February 10, 2009

stone temple pilots

this band is really really good...i cnt say that there like awesome but i cn say they are good

i love stp

by T0m March 27, 2004

bush pilot

A person who cruises a hairy womans valley in search of intercourse.

Ew did you see his gfs bush at that party? Yea! Westpalms is such a bush pilot!

by anonymously inclined February 22, 2011

PILF

Pizza I'd like to fuck.

Damn that pizza was bomb; PILF status.

by pharcyde21 May 1, 2009

Grindhoosering Pilferunds

Small crab like creature that crawl in ur ass while you're sleeping after you've had sex with a relative.

Its those damn grindhoosering pilferunds causing you arse pains.

by Bim Denver November 1, 2007