by Zooeysmother February 01, 2021
While getting an HJ (or ZJ) in the Champagne Room of a grimey Portland strip club, the stripper disses your Veganism background and your pussy-ass Twill pants so you rise up and beat her down with your hammer, whilst also glazing her face with your seed making her look like a VooDoo Donut.
Ryan: I’m going to Portland this weekend, going to check out some strip clubs.
James: Oh yeah? Well don’t go to club 205, I went there dressed in my hipster ass clothes and the bitch dissed me. So I mushroom stamped her and left without paying.
Ryan: We should call that the Portland Pistol Whip!
James: Oh yeah? Well don’t go to club 205, I went there dressed in my hipster ass clothes and the bitch dissed me. So I mushroom stamped her and left without paying.
Ryan: We should call that the Portland Pistol Whip!
by DirtyMike&ThaBoyz December 12, 2017
by Mamagoose September 15, 2022
When a man with a partially erect penis has two erect penises inserted into his foreskin.
It is encouraged to make gun noises.
If both men ejaculate at the same time, it's called jamming the gun.
It is encouraged to make gun noises.
If both men ejaculate at the same time, it's called jamming the gun.
The orgy's not as good since Jerry left, but with three people, we can still make a duck foot pistol.
Gary was sad that the Viagra kicked in so quickly and he was unable to make a duck foot pistol.
Gary was sad that the Viagra kicked in so quickly and he was unable to make a duck foot pistol.
by Ansel Omen May 27, 2021
by Kastravec October 09, 2022
Len threatened to bite Mark’s penis during a blowjob, so Mark pistol whipped Len and left a mushroom shaped bruise on Len’s forehead.
by Ben Lougie November 07, 2021