Sigma Pi

fraturnaty imortalized in the song "Im an asshole"
(singing to the tune of found a peanut)
Im an asshole, im an asshole, Im an asshole till I die.
but I'd rather be an asshole than a fucking sigma pi.

"man you are such a sigma pi"
"shut the fuck up! I may be an asshole but never say that I am as bad as a fucking sigma pi! I oughta kick your sig pi cock sucking ass!"
"dude no, in your last bender you blacked out and joined Sigma Pi. that was what I was saying"
"aw fuck! that steel reserve fucked up my life! got any rat poison"
"fuck you! your nothing but a cock sucking sigma pi. I wouldn't help a sigma pi end his own life if he beged, you are just going to have to learn to suck cock."

by coffeepusher November 26, 2006

Christmas Pi

When symbol-minded folks decide to come up with some math crackers in the form of π-related quickies and trickies for Christmas to enliven the mood of math geeks, who couldn’t wait to go back to school to indulge themselves in some creative problem solving.

Moonlighting school math teachers in Singapore have been pressured by some owners of tuition or enrichment math centers to come up with at least twenty-five brain-unfriendly Christmas pi questions to meet the mathematical needs and wants of their restless, bored students.

by MathPlus December 7, 2021

Pi-Polar

The disorder when a polar bear changes it shape randomly into the pi symbol. This does not harm the bear as in anywhere from 2 minutes to one hour the bear changes back to its original shape.

Person 1: Dude, didn't you hear the polar bear at the zoo has been diagnosed with pi-polar disorder!!!

by CLAMMAN1234 September 24, 2011

Sigma Pi

the essence of whack; a memeber of the Greek system wholly unaware of the true extent of their homosexuality.

One who likes the "shocker", even when applied by the hands of other males.

Shit Pi

Sigma Poop

by anonymous February 18, 2005

pi

Here are the first million digits of pi. The distribution of digits is as follows:

digit 0: 125505
digit 1: 125083
digit 2: 125594
digit 3: 125793
digit 4: 125372
digit 5: 125880
digit 6: 124796
digit 7: 125452
digit 8: 125376
digit 9: 125689

You may also be interested in the largest known prime and perfect numbers.

3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751
05820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067
98214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812
84811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819
64428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909
14564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127
37245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643
67892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609
43305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854
80744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491
29833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179
86094370277053921717629317675238467481846766940513
20005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787
21468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923
54201995611212902196086403441815981362977477130996
05187072113499999983729780499510597317328160963185
95024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188
...

GIVE ME MY pi, YOU TUNA FISH!!!!!!!

by fill plates December 3, 2002

Devilish Pi

The hypothesis that deep inside the digits of the decimal number π there is a string of 666 successive sixes rubbing shoulders—the number 666 is notoriously known as the “Beast or Devil Number.”

Recreational mathematicians think that should they locate the devilish pi, that might be very disturbing to theologians, who could alarmingly interpret such a recurring occurrence as a proof that the devil is in the digits.

by MathPlus March 31, 2020

We Are One in Pi.

When math geeks are connected to each other by their shared love for arguably the most beautiful constant in mathematics: π’s beauty, ubiquity, and utility never fail to bring and bond them together.

Just as a number of white racists and supremacists are united by the xenophobic policies of Donald J. Trump, so a number of recreational mathematicians are drawn by the occurrence or presence of pi in the least unexpected places, who love telling the non-math people: “We are one in pi.”

by MathPlus December 13, 2020