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tell it to my pants pockets

A term that means that you're going to have to show me some money if you want me to do a favor for you. Used to elicit a bribe.
Jesse Jackson, Jr: "Governor Blagojevich, as you can see, I am by far the most qualified candidate to replace President-elect Obama in the U.S. Senate. I hope you will make the right decision."
Rod Blagojevich: "Yeah yeah whatever. Tell it to my pants pockets!"
by Nicholas D January 22, 2009
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smokers pocket space

the point smokers reach after a few cigarettes when the lighter fits in the box, thus more pocket space is available
Smoker: Four cigarettes down and more smokers pocket space for me
by bunion575 December 29, 2007
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midnight pocket

Noun: A vagina. Coined by Frank Sinatra in his 1963 Las Vegas tour.
by Maurice Dowdry July 7, 2008
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PANIC POCKET

The pocket in a girls purse that she doesn't know about until important items fall into it.
While looking for the lost item, the girl panics and ponders where else the item could be.
The girl then stops panicing because the item was found in the corner, unused, unknown about pocket of her purse.

Word originated in Mississauga by Katherine
I couldn't find my cell phone, I looked through my purse, car and room. I found it after I called it, and it rang from my purse. It was in the panic pocket.
by KatherineZ August 6, 2008
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Squirt Pocket

1.) Vagina
2.) Any orifice one can squirt in or out of
There is a mucousy, foul smelling discharge trickling from Gigi's squirt pocket.
by Twinkle Twat October 21, 2010
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hip pocket

"Hip pocketed" means keeping anything around for easy access.

A technician may keep a Swiss Army knife in their hip pocket, just in case.

It does imply the person carrying the thing has complete control of it, so if someone's in you hip pocket, it means they are in complete control of another person.

It's become popular in Hollywood for an agent to "hip pocket" an aspiring actor or writer.

The talent may say an agent is "hip pocketing" them. It's not the best or optimal professional relation, but as they say "something is better than nothing."

A producer sends a script to an agent, if the agent doesn't have a client that fits the role, he may give a "hip pocketed" actor the script, and a verbal guarantee that the script was authorized by the producer.

For a writer, it is reversed. You informally give an agents scripts. If a producer asks for a particular idea, the agent may give the producer the writer's script.

If the actor gets the role or the writer sells his script, they sign paperwork and become a client. If not, the agent may continue "hip pocketing" you, sticking to verbal agreements only.
It sucks to live in LA. I'm 30 years old, and agents keep hip pocketing me.
by Kingdragonfly June 21, 2019
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Slick Pocketed

Unknowingly having sex with a slutty female who’s pussy has been creampied by another dude within the last hour.
I hooked up with that chick Ashland last night and I’m pretty sure I got slick pocketed cause my balls were covered in some really wet lookin nut. Oh yea braaaaahhhh that was my nut. I creampied her in the laundry room about 20 minute before you two went upstairs. Nasty brooohhh.
by Dick Onchin May 2, 2020
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