persian goddess

persian goddess

this is actually supposed to be an IRONIC term.

persian women tend to be less attractive on average to other ethnicities, a persian goddess is an arab or indian woman who looks beautiful and persian men fall for.

persian men call these arab or indian women 'persian goddesses'

persian guy: *Drool* wow, look at that sexy brown babe, she's a goddess!

persian guy 2: yeah, i think she's arab or indian?

persian guy 1: yeah, she a persian goddess!

by yukosu87 January 13, 2011

persian wifflebat

When a lady does a gentleman from behind with a strap-on. The rapid motion causes the testicles to smack against the penis, resembling a bat hitting balls.

"Hey Stumo, wanna persian wifflebat?"

"Naw, man i cant afford it, plus that shit hurts."

by Class of '07 April 15, 2007

Persian Hold'Em

Alternate form of Strip Poker, generally having widespread use among the Persian population.

Since we're all tipsy, its time for some Persian Hold'em!

by Tai Cai December 14, 2008

Persian Recorder

When a female giving oral sex is timid, only putting the tip of the penis into her mouth and barely touching it with her fingertips, as if she were fingering an instrument.

"I was excited when I thought she was going to give me a blowjob, but it turns out I just got a Persian Recorder."

by V6 September 14, 2009

persian curtain

A pale girl with an unusually dark vagina.

Her vagina was very dark in comparison to the rest of her body, she has a Persian curtain.

by Wrong type of lesbian. May 20, 2016

Persian cocaine

Heroin

Hey kid, want some...Persian cocaine?

by Gil Avrahami May 9, 2018

persian rug

something white PTA moms use to make their suburban home look more “ethnic”

“wow! look at this new persian rug I just bought colby! doesn’t it make it look more... vibrant?!”

by craZyneons February 13, 2019