by adh_maryo April 30, 2025
Get the Prashant mug.Widely believed to be a combination of proud+ashamed. That is in fact, not the case.
A Prasham is anything but proud of himself.
Things a Prasham is not:
1). White
2). Lover of pork
3). Real Madrid fan
Things a Prasham is:
1). Lover of chicken
2). Husband/dad of two loving scooters
3). A 70/30 composition of Monster™ / actual human paste
Hobbies of a Prasham:
1). Confederate karate
2). DJ-ing in the local OPD
3). Window-shopping Windows at an Apple store
A Prasham, without exception, is always descended from a Prasham father and a Prasham mother.
FAQs:
Q. If I eat a Prasham, will he eat me back?
A. No, a Prasham is incapable of expressing love as such.
Q. Were Prasham's first words really "What's the Wi-Fi password in here?"
A. No, but he has allegedly been quoted asking for suppositories to be "shoved up my stunted ass".
Q. Does a Prasham grow his own underwear in December?
A. No, but the Prasham wardrobe malfunction was the reason Google introduced image searches in 2001.
Quotes by Prasham:
"Republican marriages sound awesome until you google them"
"On one hand, I feel great. On the other hand, I have five fingers."
"If your girlfriend starts smoking, slow down and use lubricant."
References to Prasham in pop culture:
"You're gonna need a bigger boat"-Jaws (1975), describing an aquatic Prasham.
"Say my name"-Breaking Bad (2008), a scene where the titular protagonist forgets his own name.
"I am your father"-unknown TV show (dated).
A Prasham is anything but proud of himself.
Things a Prasham is not:
1). White
2). Lover of pork
3). Real Madrid fan
Things a Prasham is:
1). Lover of chicken
2). Husband/dad of two loving scooters
3). A 70/30 composition of Monster™ / actual human paste
Hobbies of a Prasham:
1). Confederate karate
2). DJ-ing in the local OPD
3). Window-shopping Windows at an Apple store
A Prasham, without exception, is always descended from a Prasham father and a Prasham mother.
FAQs:
Q. If I eat a Prasham, will he eat me back?
A. No, a Prasham is incapable of expressing love as such.
Q. Were Prasham's first words really "What's the Wi-Fi password in here?"
A. No, but he has allegedly been quoted asking for suppositories to be "shoved up my stunted ass".
Q. Does a Prasham grow his own underwear in December?
A. No, but the Prasham wardrobe malfunction was the reason Google introduced image searches in 2001.
Quotes by Prasham:
"Republican marriages sound awesome until you google them"
"On one hand, I feel great. On the other hand, I have five fingers."
"If your girlfriend starts smoking, slow down and use lubricant."
References to Prasham in pop culture:
"You're gonna need a bigger boat"-Jaws (1975), describing an aquatic Prasham.
"Say my name"-Breaking Bad (2008), a scene where the titular protagonist forgets his own name.
"I am your father"-unknown TV show (dated).
"If you're a Prasham stan, there is no explanation necessary. If you're not a Prasham stan, there is no explanation possible"-Literally every girl
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"Despite never having contacted the supplier, Reginald, a masterful Pershorder, assured Lady Cartwright the candelabras were en route from Vienna, then hastily ordered them that afternoon."
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