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Shit Parking Selfie

Posing your car - or actually parking your car - in bad parking configurations, then taking a picture and submitting to Shit Parking sites. Term coined by Natalie
Natalie took a Shit Parking Selfie and posted it to Shit Parkers Yukon.
by RamonaX June 27, 2014
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Easy Parking

A person that is really enjoys anal sex and their asshole is pretty easy to penetrate. This term is typically used among escorts as code letting clients' know that they provide anal sex service.
"Yo, ole girl that I called last night was really into getting it in the ass. Easy parking all night, it was the shit!"
by MrMajestic28 May 29, 2018
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free parking monopoly

This rule is where you place the monopoly cash UNDER THE CORNER of the free parking space

Those whose place the money is in the middle are bent and will fail in the future
person 1 'Julie puts the free parking monopoly in the middle'
person 2 'thats so bent it goes in the corner'
by superior1738 January 4, 2019
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Trailor-parking

Parking hither and tither without a license and a genuine need to sleep within or atop a vehicle.
Person J: “Hey, I think someone’s been dipping into the sherry again...

Person P: “Don’t worry about person C; he’s trailor-parking; even has his head rested on the hood of that duct-taped-up Hyundai.”
by Keronica Kadwell January 9, 2019
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pastor parking

Parking spots available in the back of a bar, liquor store, or strip club where church pastors can park to avoid having their car spotted by parishioners or other passers by.
Mike didn’t want his girlfriend to know that he was out at the bar with his friends so moved his car to the pastor parking in the back.
by bobatoni November 24, 2019
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Thanos Parkinsons

When that 🅱️o🅱️a-🅱️ola hits.
by itsfishstick February 11, 2021
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SHG parking police

A hilarious and witty Instagram account that showcases SHG's worst parkers while roasting the parkers in the captions.
Brad: "Did you see John's truck parked with its side wheels on the curb this morning?"
Tom: "Better go take a picture and send it to the SHG parking police."
by cyclone spirit December 15, 2021
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