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panic affap

A panic affap is the abrupt onset of intense horny or sexual arousal that reaches a peak within minutes and includes at least four of the following symptoms: Thick ass boner, the boner so thick that it could rupture any anal cavity. The intense need to masturbate. Trembling or shaking. Fantasizing about one or several girls you might know.
Guy1: bro, I had a panic affap

Guy2: shit man, how intense was it?

Guy1: I ripped my body pillow man

Guy2: God damn
by producesincitybutter September 28, 2020
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Panic Bag

A back-pack or duffel, usually of rugged and lightweight construction, containing essential survival gear and rations. Usually, a panic bag is pre-packed and stored in a convenient location that is easily accessible.
In the event of major catastrophe, it is good to have a panic bag ready to go:
"grab your panic bag, lets go"
by BearG January 1, 2012
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Panic Cleaning

Frantically cleaning one's home in anticipation of the imminent arrival of guests.
My spouse's parents are on their way over so I am panic cleaning.
by wilkinism December 18, 2022
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Panic Buying

Business term, whose definition is: when you panic, and you buy.
Lucy was panic buying 10000 barrel of Russian oil because she was very panicked.
by My10InchHandle January 10, 2023
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Panic Smashing

When one panics so hard in a Video Game(mainly in MOBAS or MMO's) to a point where they audibly smash their keys that are either on cooldown or not casted yet.
You are Panic Smashing so badly that I can hear it through your mic.
by Shmequinox February 2, 2021
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Ziti Panic

The mass amounts of anxiety one experiences after eating specifically, but not exclusive to, baked ziti.
Ben: Yo what’s wrong with Craig? He hasn’t left the couch.
Kev: I think he ate too much, he’s having ziti panic again.
by Lacedawg69 February 21, 2021
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Girl In Panic

When you are so excited or overwhelmed over a new song or album. Specifically girl in red.
Person one "Have you even heard Body And Mind!?"
Person two "Yeah!! It's so relatable! I was the Girl In Panic!
by darkcatch April 30, 2021
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