parent abuse

when a child is beating his mother or father

(Dad)"I'm sorry that i didn't buy more cookies for you"
(Son)" You better be sorry, your gonna get your ass whooped so hard "
(Dad)" Nooooooooooo"
(Son " parent abuse haha"

by The booty master 9000 February 24, 2017

Paden

The most idiotic and ignorant person alive. Paden's are always into literature and are huge Shakespeare fans. Most often times Paden's are also lesbian. They have a short temper and think they're the smartest people alive.

Person 1: Yo what class you got next?
Person 2: Paden bro.
Person 1: Damn you have to read the boringass Shakespeare.
Person 2: Yeah, and yesterday she was watching some "Hot Pool Scene" video. Gayass Paden.

by DefinerOfDefinitions1111111111 February 20, 2020

Pakanini

A weird native thing of the island of Oahu. It likes to spend its time smoking and hanging out with others of its kinda. Sometimes it likes to yell for no reason, but it has no way of getting around except from others of its species.

Your such a Pakanini.
You Pakanini get over here.

by sarah sean michaels August 14, 2008

Pakeha whiteboy

Slade

slade is a Pakeha whiteboy

by ludvlihgbab October 29, 2011

bad parent

abandoning/neglecting your drink.
Bad parents leave wounded soldiers

He opened up a beer but left it in the other room. He's being a bad parent

by alphahooker March 11, 2008

Pagen

someone who tells rubbish jokes.

Gawd, that was such a Pagen joke.

by Thepidge100 September 6, 2010

God parent

Someone who treat the kids as there spends time with the kid and is there for the kid money wise when real parents can't or just need a little help

Jj god mama is going to buy him diapers . Lisa & Jake are jj god parents . Jake is his god dad

by Jabae moore September 25, 2015