Painting some sea dragons

A rather obscure term for wanking. Supposedly originated in Australia.

When they asked me about why I put ‘painting some sea dragons’ on my resume, I told them it was part of the scholastic art competition.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

Painting houses

Peeing on a friend and (or) a colleague for money

I drank two gallons of water yesterday and spent the whole day painting houses.

by Flexoffend3r April 24, 2020

painting the peach

A sex act which involves the male pulling his penis out of the vagina and cumming on the outside. The male then uses his penis to spread the sperm all over her ass, almost like painting a canvas.

I didn’t want to get her pregnant, so I pulled out and started painting the peach”

by tcnt20 December 14, 2019

painting the porch

The act of making out in your girlfriends bed instead of painting her mothers porch

Wanna go finish painting the porch?

by spazzyjazzy10102 January 2, 2020

painting the interior white

a really dumb way to say you gave someone a creampie.

1. “i painted Allie’s interior white last night and she loved it”

2. “where were you last night Bryce”
“painting the interior white 😎”
“shut up.”

by dojacatswhore May 21, 2020

piningitis

The inflammation of the heart because of an intense act of pining for someone/something.

It can be caused by longing for someone who can't be yours and, etc.
Its effects are swelling, hard to breathe, having hallucinations that maybe they love you back and, etc.

Adam had piningitis when thinking about Karen.

by piningatsumu June 9, 2020

painting the staircase

Using your gentlemen's relish to slowly paint the legs of a woman starting at her toes and making your way up the staircase as far as you can manage.

Tristian was ever so busy last weekend painting the staircase with his dearly beloved.

by alexy344cfx November 7, 2020