A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag

Someone who has ascended past being an asshole and mother fucker.
Is of the homosexual variety.
Enjoys talking about how there lives are so well "planned out" when really the cripple fuckers dont even know what colour underpants they're going to put on tomorrow morning (usually pink with white flower saying "I bummed Barrowman" along the waist)

That cripple David kid is such A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag

by Big Bear M. October 16, 2008

ass-packing

When your suitcase is so full you have to sit on it to close it.

When I went on my trip, I was so excited I was ass-packing my suitcase.

by CeIIophane May 26, 2016

Packing light

To pack travel bags light in weight of excess clothes and accessories.

Courtney surprised herself and the world by packing light for Vegas.

by Mrs. Hyde May 15, 2015

jet packing

partaking of sex through a persons shoulder blades squished together to form a sort of half pipe shape while resting balls on the back of the neck.

My parents saw me lying face down and asked what the hell was going on. I told them i was jet packing

by B0rne May 26, 2008

pockling

The action of feeling your presents through the wrapping paper to try and guess what's inside.

Mum caught Artie pockling his presents very early on Christmas Day.

by pouk1977 January 16, 2009

pickling

Drinking a lot, until the drinker gets very drunk and feels almost like a pickle

I don't know about you, but I am going pickling tonight. Should be a fun time, want to drive?

by Mara Jade January 2, 2011

bitch packing

when every seat in the car is full, some one if not everyone is going to be uncomfortable

#1: Hey can i get a ride
#2: Sure but then we'll be bitch packing
#3: Aw shit, fuck that, i'm out

by tonic May 13, 2005