pocket tool

A person of smallish stature, such as a little person, who is a douchebag or tool. Pocket tool is doubly humiliating because it demeans the persons physical stature as well as their defective personality.

Not only is Seth Green a cockgobbler, but he is a complete pocket tool.

by Wschwie April 15, 2014

Pocket Moment

Doing something incredibly retarded

Look! Coco did a pocket moment

by Alfonso:) May 25, 2021

Pocket Poodles

Tiny Poodles that people keep hidden in their pockets to keep themselves company when they are not supposed to have any animal companions.

I got myself some of them fabulous little Pocket Poodles so that I will never have to be alone!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2021

potato packer

Gay guy from Idaho. Usually Shaynes himself to MD with potatoes up his ass Stone.

That potato packer got searched at the airport because they thought it was a bomb.

by Mokanutz420 October 3, 2010

human pocket

Slang for vagina, when used for storage.

Helen pulled a gun out of her human pocket, surprising her attackers.

by hayeshenderson August 14, 2012

tube packed

Getting ones vagina stuffed with a meaty dick

Girl I was so horn dog last night I basically begged to get my tube packed

by Cuzcuzinfo January 7, 2016

Flesh Pocket

A place within the body in which to store something. Specifically, to smuggle contraband or stash drugs before a police stop.

I was getting pulled over, so I shoved my pipe and rocks into my flesh pocket.

Man dis some good ass kush! How'd you get it in here? (prison)
Yo, my ho cool. She broughts it in during visitation.

by Guitar God Jay April 27, 2016