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pasadena opossum

1: An opossum is a marsupial from the United States. A Pasadena Opossum is presumably one from Pasadena. There are three cities in the US with this name, one in Texas, one in California and another in Maryland.

2: A character from the Crash Bandicoot series of video games. Pasadena is a tall slim female created by eccentric scientist Dr Van Clutch to compete in cart races around his theme park. Pasadena has a Texan accent and her long tail is used as a third hand. She comes across as a bit of a stereotype valley girl. It is obvious she fancies Crash, though the feeling is not mutual.
"That Pasadena Opossum is just gorgeous. I wouldn't mind going round the track with her a few times".

Seek urgent help.
by Stormsworder January 12, 2007
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Chinese Wang Parade

Simply running through an area inhabited by one or more people with your wang hanging low. It is not considered to be a true Wang Parade unless there is more that one person streaking.
Yo, me and Dennis pulled off an awesome Chinese Wang Parade last night.
by Dong Brown January 17, 2008
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Pussy Parade

A long line of bitches with their pussies flappin' in the wind or just a long line of fags, douche bags, and losers.
"Look at that pussy parade of slutty bitches coming towards us; let's walk the other way."
by BigTits101 June 21, 2009
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suit parade

A sporting event with somewhat of a predominant number of corperate exectutives or buisness professionals in attendance.
These days at the Leaf and Raptor games all you see is one big suit parade. Real fans are not welcome anymore
by Crazy Mike666 November 24, 2007
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Grenade Parade

A group of girls that, no matter how drunk they are, never ever sleep with anyone!!!
Guy: aww man! I think I should just call it a night
Guy 2: Why?! We just got to this bar
Guy: There's a group of girls over there that have pussies closed tighter than Fort Knox!
Guy 2: F**ck! Just what we needed, a grenade parade!
Guy: Yeah, it might as well be a group of nuns! Let's go home a play XBox
Guy 2: Deal!
by neatoguido June 16, 2011
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Hillbilly Parade

(n) A line of broke-down 15-year-old pickup trucks driving 10-under the speed limit, or slower, in the left lane on a divided interstate highway. Frequently the pickup behind is mere inches from the pickup in front. You may see the driver (typically male) shouting angrily through his toothless lips.
I couldn't pass for 30 miles when I was driving in Kansas, due to the Hillbilly Parade in the left lane.
by McGrobb September 8, 2011
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earthquake parade

Is when someone celebrates like a parade during a small earthquake

haha
person 1: omg obligatory facebook earthquake post

person 2: psh only a 3.1

person 1: way to stomp on my parade, Person 2

Thats earthquake parade
by Mr.Right0987 October 6, 2013
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