pwnership

The state of which something, or someone, is pwned. See pwn, pwning pwns, and pwnage.

Haha, I beat you!! Total pwnership!!!!

by Bob882 September 30, 2004

Pineda

A Pineda is a very nice and fun person. They are super kind and beautiful/ handsome. Always caring for you no matter what. They will never leave your side.Never let go of a Pineda it is a blessing that you have them as a friend. Never miss treat a Pineda because you will have a lot of karma. Pineda’s are very outgoing, lovable and cute. You can always trust a Pineda.

Me: Pineda’s are awesome

You: you are soo right

by Lovely _stacey July 3, 2019

Pined

To Crash into Pine trees (usually in GTA 5) and total your car

Nerd cubed "I Just pined my car Martin"

by BOSSATRONIO July 11, 2015

pwn4d

A major owning. A play on pwn3d, in that it's pwn3d +1.

A deer hit by a car is said to be pwn3d. A deer through a windshield is pwn4d.

by Wadatah September 6, 2005

Boner Pwner

An absolutely hideous chick that can soften even the hardest of boners upon sight.

Person A: So how did your blind date go?

Person B: I was really excited going into it, but I came out traumatized, she was a total Boner Pwner.

Person A: Yikes...

by Max Headroom II October 12, 2010

Cole Pineda

Cole Pineda is the boy you never deserved and have no right to. He does cross country and track, and he is extremely fast in both of them. His mile time as of August 2019 is 4:38. He comes on quiet, sweet, and slow, like summer rain. He's all subtle smiles and covert glances, every flash of those caramel brown eyes kills, and the first kiss is like sweet fire. Cole Pineda has his troubles, he's misunderstood, and judged too harshly, which at times makes it appear as if he is overly judgmental of others when, in fact, you will not find a more patient listener. He is smooth-skinned and tan, always paying special attention to his appearance, especially his hair. He's confusing and it's easy to miss some of the signs, but when he looks at you, you'll know how he feels. His eyes express all the things he leaves unsaid. If you come across a Cole Pineda, get your shit together. He is nearly infinitely patient and will wait for prolonged periods of time for someone he thinks is worthwhile, but if you push him away, tell him you can't care, that you don't feel the same, eventually, he'll leave. He has to, and you deserve it. The pain that ensues from being left by a Cole Pineda is nearly unbearable, and you are left to writhe in agony as you realize that it was all your fault, that he cared, that he could have loved, and you had the audacity to think he'd be there forever. If you're lucky, maybe one day he'll come back, and love you. Cole Pineda is perfect.

OMG look do you see that, of course, you don't its Cole Pineda running.

by fastboi42069 August 30, 2019

poned in the zoink

When someone acts too smart and then gets burned subsequently

My girlfriend tried to prank me by scaring me, but I knew that she was going to so I crept up on her and scared her instead. She got poned in the zoink.

by greatnirodh123 January 28, 2021