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Putin

When fecal matter and gas escapes a gam mans anus as his partner removes his phallus.
Mark tried his best not to putin as Greg pulled his phallus out of Marks anus. Mark was unsuccessful and putinned all over Gergs testicles.
by WhackyWeed March 5, 2022
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putin'

Similar to "sharting", occurs during the act of anal sex when "put" (pronounced poot) escapes the anus of the receiving party.
Vladimir started putin' all over the bed during a rough anal pounding session with his partner, he just couldn't hold it in
by Cryptovladimir March 9, 2022
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To Putin it

To make a plan and stick with it, not caring what anyone else thinks or how they oppose it, but to push forward and Conquer, f*** everyone else
When you want to go ahead regardless of everyone's saying you cannot do it you're just going to putin it
by Bobndeep February 25, 2022
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go full Putin

To say something and in reality to blackmail and enforce trivial actions against someone or a certain situation
Today I found out my co-worker has been badmouthing me to all my colleagues since i am in a new project. Should i spare him or talk to my manager?
You can try to go full Putin on him and see his reaction

Do i need to talk to asshole friends anymore?
No, you can just go full Putin for some fun
by Fidel_Castro2005 February 8, 2023
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Putin

A very rude and disgusting man
who likes to destroy our friends and home.
#prayforukraine
stay safe yall
Friend: whos bombing ukraine?!?
y/n:Putin
by thatgirlpurr April 7, 2022
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Skibidi Putin

Something that offends two different types of people for opposite reasons
Some people were offended by Skibidi Putin because it seems to glorify Putin, while others were offended by Skibidi Putin because it seems to insult Putin
by Eushshtb October 1, 2024
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Putined

To Putin yourself is to, inadvertently cause the direct opposite action of what you set out to achieve.
Vladimir Putin started a war as he was worried Ukrainian would join NATO and give him a direct border with them. In doing so Finland and Sweden joined NATO and give Russia a direct border with NATO.

A lad phones his best mate to find out why he is spending time with a group of friends including his ex. The best mate asks "if he thinks he would break the man code of you don't date your mates ex's?". The lad replies "well yeah". This ends the friendship allowing the ex friend to date the ex girl.
HE PUTINED HIMSELF
by SDC 101 December 6, 2022
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