Professional Ghoster

someone who is a pro at ghosting

Damnnn Ajavia is a professional ghoster

by thatghoster127 January 11, 2020

professional rapist

Someone who's job description includes or consists of rape

Vikings are kinda 30% professional rapists

by Hahafunnyname February 29, 2024

Professional

1st using a fake personality so as to manipulate clients into liking you and gain more return clients.
2nd a street prostitute (per Merriam Webster)

See also "telephone perfessionalism" or the use of baby talk without the tone.

Servant: Let's keep it professional
Client: when I want a BJ ill let you know but outside of work I am not otherwise inclined to be fake.

by WGstyles August 16, 2023

Professional Dumbass

A professional dumbass is a person who does something stupid so well they aren't able to suffer any consequences.

An example of a professional dumbass:
Alix ran into battle without any weapon, once he released he had no weapon he proposed to the general. He is now a married man.

by Time_Roll February 24, 2024

Professional Manager

A manager that doesn't know the job. Just manages.

He doesn't know what you are doing. He is just a professional manager.

by C Clark June 30, 2021

Professionable

Someone who is usually really good in their profession but doesn't fit the description of their respective craft. Like an oxymoron of what they're good at
E.g A bald Barber, A fat coach etc.

Bro 1: Yeah bro, that chocolatier is a bit of a professionable, he's lactose intolerant.

by NordicNibba February 16, 2025

Pamphlet Professional

Someone who has a brief and surface-level overview of a topic.

He's such a pamphlet professional, he has no depth of knowledge and knows only a little about this topic.

by anonymous January 18, 2024