prison murse

1: (n): the vagina of a prison inmate who has had a sex change and is now female, and is using her vagina to smuggle contraband.

2: (n): an extremely stretched out prison pocket

Cris just got a sex change? Omg, that's amazing, she's got a prison murse now... We are going to have so many drugs coming into this joint!

by Austin Pealy February 16, 2020

prison divorce

Prison divorce is a divorce that occurs while one of the married people is in prison.

Prison divorce-Girl, how's your husband? You know we're divorced! The minute he starting doing his time, I filed!

by Cinnamon Street July 17, 2018

roblox prisoners

a group of mentally ill bestfriends who use roblox to cope

-joseph’s only fans
-cullens property
-shelbyville resident

-baylor’s reject

“you don’t know real fear until you have been bullied by the roblox prisoners”

by tacokittydonut1521 February 19, 2021

twitter prison

When Cheryl's fans go crazy by tweeting #MTVEMA #NominateCheryl to vote for her EMA, so we get out in twitter jail/prison for a period of time. Dedication = consequences, but do us all a favour, go and tweet it for us, thankyall

Soldier 1 : hey can you tweet extra I'm in twitter jail

Soldier 2 : will do haha
Soldier 3 : me too I'm in twitter prison aswell

by CherylFan September 13, 2014

Prison Glass

Meth cooked in a prison cell toilet.

The only way to finish all his work documentation by 5 o'clock was to smoke some of his prison glass and hope for the best.

by FrickinMighty March 5, 2021

Prison Pringles

Slang used in jails/prisons to describe genital warts.

Prisoner: That last bitch I fucked gave me prison pringles.

by dumpstergod556 November 8, 2019

prison oven

not to be confused with the tiny ovens that they use in Japan.
A hot sweaty inmates asshole that would simulate a hot regular oven that you would bake things in but instead you're incubating week old semen or other objects that would be inserted in said inmates colon.

"Let's meet up later in the cell block bakery so I can stick this meaty loaf in your already preheated prison oven."
"Hey did you make that zucchinni bread in your prison oven?" "No, this fresh hot loaf of bread did not come out of some dudes asshole."

by LIAH KASRA December 3, 2013