pansy patrick

the male equivalent of Debbie Downer.

Stop being a pansy Patrick.

by zameericle March 6, 2014

Pansexual

No, it’s not when someone has sex with pans. It’s when a person doesn’t care about gender or sexuality, they love everyone, regardless of what they have down there.

Mom: wait...so you said you’re Pansexual, do you fuck pans?

David: uh...no mom, I fuck everyone.

Mom: oh.

by Thatonegirlyouwannafuck January 7, 2018

Pansexual

When you wanna fuck pans

Some pansexual: I wanna fuck a pan so bad

A normal person: Can you please fuck off

by AJ the kid January 20, 2019

pansy

The cleaned up version of "pussy"

Teacher: You're a pansy for throwing that paper!

Me: You're a pussy!

Teacher: Step outside.

True story.

by unitedearth March 15, 2009

Pansexual

Someone who has a interest or sexual yearning for pans.

"Wow that pansexual sure loves that baking pan."

by Booty411 June 23, 2016

Panskank

A pancake of the skanky variety. Often seen sluttily covered in nutella, with dollar bills leaking from her bootyhole. Wears hooker heels, has a bedazzled phone, and a ghettofabulous silver fake alligator purse. Prides herself on wearing enormous hoop earrings.
Upon occasion will bang a gingerbread man.
Will respond to hoe, slut, whorebanger, whore, and Madame vagina.

Gabe gave Katherine a panskank for her birthday, and her name was Bobbi before Lucas raped it.

by Skank10101 September 5, 2011

pansexual

attracted to bread and/or kitchen pans

1. damn i love this loaf of bread i got right here. im sooo pan.

2. i know this may be a little weird, but i want you to meet my girlfriend. this is panny the frying pan. dont judge me, im pansexual. i love her

by frickfrackpattywhack December 28, 2015