A new form of the game Rock, Paper, Scissors in which Shoe steps on Spiderman, Spiderman steals Pistols, and Pistols shoot Shoe laces.
start by yelling SPIDERMAN,PISTOL,SHOE,I CHOOSE YOU!
start by yelling SPIDERMAN,PISTOL,SHOE,I CHOOSE YOU!
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Tesla Cyber Trucks ANd Vector .45 Automatic Caliber Pistol Are neurotypical Trinkets<.7.9.7.6.> mug.When a man with a partially erect penis has two erect penises inserted into his foreskin.
It is encouraged to make gun noises.
If both men ejaculate at the same time, it's called jamming the gun.
It is encouraged to make gun noises.
If both men ejaculate at the same time, it's called jamming the gun.
The orgy's not as good since Jerry left, but with three people, we can still make a duck foot pistol.
Gary was sad that the Viagra kicked in so quickly and he was unable to make a duck foot pistol.
Gary was sad that the Viagra kicked in so quickly and he was unable to make a duck foot pistol.
by Ansel Omen May 26, 2021
Get the Duck Foot Pistol mug.A person who wants too many bullets in their chamber aka a dumbass who intentionally WANTS to have a bunch of kids.
This crazy bitch told me she wanted 8 kids and I said: "Fuck that shit girl, you is a pistol and I ain't the NRA!"
by ReisOfCake August 31, 2016
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Also: Pistol-pedicure, Pistolpedicure
Definition:
When someone spectacularly sabotages themselves while trying to look clever, confident, or in control. The spiritual cousin of “shooting yourself in the foot,” but with added flair, delusion, and gunpowder residue.
Etymology:
Born from the unholy marriage of self-inflicted wounds and personal grooming, because if you’re going to destroy your own credibility, at least make it fashionable.
Usage Notes:
Common among politicians, influencers, and anyone who begins a sentence with “I’m not racist, but—”.
See also:
Self-scorch, ego exfoliation, career colonic, verbal ricochet.
Also: Pistol-pedicure, Pistolpedicure
Definition:
When someone spectacularly sabotages themselves while trying to look clever, confident, or in control. The spiritual cousin of “shooting yourself in the foot,” but with added flair, delusion, and gunpowder residue.
Etymology:
Born from the unholy marriage of self-inflicted wounds and personal grooming, because if you’re going to destroy your own credibility, at least make it fashionable.
Usage Notes:
Common among politicians, influencers, and anyone who begins a sentence with “I’m not racist, but—”.
See also:
Self-scorch, ego exfoliation, career colonic, verbal ricochet.
“Jeff tried to impress his boss by explaining how he would run the company better. Now he’s unemployed and his team threw him a going-away gift card to the unemployment office. Classic Pistol Pedicure.”
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Get the Pistol mug.a person who gets someone in trouble, especially wrongly or in a way to mess with or underestimate them.
A Sex Pistols Dickwad is trying to get poor man in trouble just for the fun of it and without proof.
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