Onika Tanya Maraj-Petty

THE QUEEN OF RAP. (minaj misspelled on purpose for stage name. pronounced ménage)

p1:hey, who is the queen of rap?

p2: Onika Tanya Maraj-Petty.

by anonymous May 21, 2022

Tom Petty

The sexual act of using a guitar to masturbate your partner.

Last night I took my guitar and Tom Pettyed her for 30 min!

by Dikchz February 2, 2016

A Petty Malaya

She is the most petty person you will meet in your life, she is nice on the low-low, has a-lot of hoes and claims 2 of her last ex(s). People recently called her laylay or queen lay, but now people just call her Queen of Petty or Petty ass hoe, she is really common in saying smd or smp, which she has none, cough cough fish, I’m jp. She is not fishy that is this other girl call *er**h*. Miss you laylay and hope u had fun reading this (sad) (smd) , Petty ass hoe. 😂👌💯

Girl: Yo have you seen Malaya?
Me: That’s my Petty Friend she Petty asf 😂. That’s A Petty Malaya
Girl: Fr she seems nice.
Me: Nah she petty she be keeping stuff and say smd her shrimp like wtf.

Girl: wow 😮

by National Days Inc. December 10, 2018

Listening to Tom Petty

Smoking a little Mary Jane.

I can't bowl tonight, I'm planning on staying home and listening to Tom Petty!!!

by NPP productions December 31, 2011

Mike Petty Ready

When you have to cut the sleeves off of your favorite shirt to show off your guns.

Guy 1: “you cut the sleeves off that dope ass shirt?”
Guy 2: “of course I did man! I had to make it Mike Petty Ready!”

by Datgingerdude October 29, 2017

dick petty

A late night hand job at the NASCAR RV lot.

Hey Brock did you hear Joel got a quick dick petty by Autumn last night in the NASCAR infield.

by JoelSmokes March 3, 2019

Principled Petty

When someone acts like they're doing something out of a principle or high-minded belief, but it's really just a rationalization for being petty. Usually the excuse will involve a concept like rights, laws, economics, or justice. The term is frequently used on Am I The Asshole Podcast.

"I don't tip. Why should consumers pay for a business' labor costs?"
"You sure you're not just a principled petty a-hole?"

"Mike said he didn't invite Jenny to his party because it's his right."
"He's just being principled petty - obviously this is about Jenny calling him out for stealing $20."

by Am I The Asshole Podcast May 14, 2019