Pet Rape

When your pet forces you to pet them even though you clearly don’t want to. Occurs more than you think it does.

Bro I didn’t want to pet my dog so she decided to just pet rape me

by Mr Smarty Oants August 7, 2021

Skin Pet

If cats and dogs are fur babies, actual babies must be skin pets.

Hey, did you hear, Jessica's pregnant with her second skin pet!

Hey, nice skin pet you got there.

by Pyra420 April 22, 2023

Pet the poodle

When a man goes the bathroom to play with himself. Also know as skin flute, winding the timber.

“Brb guys. I need to pet the poodle “

by FyreFli January 23, 2018

Teacher’s Pet

A teacher’s pet is someone that is liked by teachers and is exactly like Craig...they do what they’re asked and have to be the best at everything .

Craig is a teacher’s Pet

by lilboiii💜 May 22, 2019

pet typing

when you're talking to someone and your retarded pet comes in and steps all over your keyboard and types something.

guy 1: hey man
guy 2: asdfgfds
guy 1: sorry that was my pet typing
guy 2: ah alright

by f the magical letter March 6, 2020

Pet Saffa

Your stomach's best companion!
Has the famous catchphrase "Pet Saffa toh har rog Daffa"

Constipation hates him, Stomach problems dread him and people who love to live life healthy and naturally love him. He is your friend, my friend and all of ours friends. Pet Saffa the best.

He really needs Pet Saffa right now, only that can help his stomach problems..

by goofysillybun December 2, 2021

Petting the Starfish

When a girl is having sex with someone and they reach around and pet her asshole without penetrating it.

I got thrown out of the titty bar for petting the starfish of my favorite stripper.

by Jabels225 December 18, 2011