vanilla pervert

Just a normal dude that likes big tits and blow jobs, nothing wild.

Yeah they won't have fun at the orgy, they're a vanilla pervert

by Dino the Genetic Marvel February 15, 2024

Perverted snickerbar

Perverted snickerbar is someone so perverted that they turn into a snickerbar.

damiam: I love feet
lers: What are you a perverted snickerbar
damiam turns into a snickerbar

by OtakuOfculture January 19, 2022

Angry Pervert

Noun. A man that hits on you based only on your looks. As soon as he is rejected he becomes and insults everything about you, including the compliments he just gave you. Aka, someone who has a hard time getting laid. Or can describe a man who is angry because he never gets laid but desires to be so.

Did you hear that guy? He got so mad because I didn’t give him my number then called me fat. What an angry pervert!

by Ikkinay Elaneyday February 01, 2023

Debate pervert

1. noun A person who perverts a good-faith debate by pushing their side of a debate, not matter what contradictory results occur from the debate. One who debates in bad-faith.

2. noun A person who engages in harassment against another while disguising their actions as a debate.

1. You're not even listening, it's not worth debating this with you, debate pervert.
2. Leave me alone, debate pervert.

by humanistsFTW November 17, 2023

The Awkward Perverted Turtle

Much like it's counterpart "The Awkward Turtle", but you have your middle finger extended to make it look like a it has a penis.

Ivan: "Last night I walked in on my mom taking a shower and her tits were banging!"
(Silence)
Jace: *Does The Awkward Perverted Turtle*

by Painthetownfred February 02, 2010

Pervert’s Apron

Also known as the soul patch, mouche, or jazz dab, the Pervert’s Apron is a small strip of hair underneath the lip on an otherwise clean shaven face. A moustache is however permitted, which the completes the Pervert’s Apron and Pervert’s Umbrella Combo.

I have gone down a strange internet hole looking at celebrity Pervert’s Aprons.

by banyeezy May 25, 2022

straight-faced pervert

Someone who is able to do perverted things while keeping a straight face.

Him: Do you wanna use the BDSM kit and the dildo tonight?
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!

by Weeabob November 28, 2016