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pedro-sexual

someone who'll only sleep with mexican's called pedro
missy is a pedro-sexual
by Paul Large August 3, 2007
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pissed as a parrot

highly intoxicated from the consumption of alcoholic beverages. derivative of "pissed", meaning "to be intoxicated".

australian in origin, as grain trucks driving along highways leave grain behind which falls in puddles and the water of the puddles become fermented after time. the parrots drink the water and get quite loose!
"he was as pissed as a parrot by the time the bartender cut him off"

"food tastes great if you're as pissed as a parrot
by protocoldroid June 17, 2004
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parrothead

Someone that just repeats everything they hear as gospel because it came from a perceived authority figure.
Those parrotheads kept repeating the economy is in the toilet because they heard it last night on the evening news.
by Stephan Smolka November 5, 2008
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Penrose, Colorado

Tiny town that's boring as fuck. Population? Counting sheep, goats, horses, donkeys, cows, chickens, camels, cats, dogs, mice, rats, snakes, buffalo, mountain lions, deer, coyotes, and jack rabbits... There are too many to put. The only way you'll get a piece of ass, is if it's a donkey. (There are donkeys everywhere..) Full of hick farmers who LOVE sheep. We've got a watered down version of every clique that ever existed. Jocks, Emo's, Skaters, Preps, Gangstas, etc. Everybody knows everyone...so watch who you sleep with!

Trailer trash is the upper class.

We made it out alive. Hope you can do the same..
Visitor to Penrose, Colorado - "Let's go to the park!"
Resident - "No..it fucking sucks.. We only have one park. And they took away our merry-go-round.."
Visitor - "What pricks!"
Resident - "Fuck the government.."

Example 2:
Resident - "No..wait! The one fun time around here.............."
-five minutes later- "......we don't have fun times here.."
by BigToe3 February 18, 2011
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Pedro

A Pedro is a person who is bad at making friends and does not like to be with other people at first. He is shy and quiet but he is pretty smart and creative

He has a big crush on one girl he know he will never end up with . He is a very nice and helpful person who does his best to keep his friend happy he is something annoying and wired but that the best part because he is not like anyone else he would not do any harmful thing and hated injustice and violence that is what a real Pedro is a weird guy who try to enjoy life to the max
You are lucky to be Pedro's friend
by Pic-glitch July 16, 2018
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purple pedro [ erection]

another name for an erecton or boner as most people like to call it. Its when the head of the penis turns purple to an extent from squeezing too hard. Can also occur when shooting a large load.
by cavsdt January 13, 2009
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Pocket Parrot

"Argg matey me pocket parrot be squakin"
by gbtj October 25, 2009
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