Penis

Comes in clutch in the most needed times only when it’s not 2 inches. It’s ur number 1 best friend and when u get mad at it u can beat it as much as u want because u will always win. Just remember it can get u girls or make them runway from u and they’ll go off and go date ya nigga Richard.

The only way u can win in a fight is when u penis ur opponent.

by Merienda April 4, 2019

Penis

The thing that goes into a women's vagina and makes her scream

I stuck my penis in that girls vagina last night and she screamed real loud!

by yaboiaz July 10, 2015

penis

the long thing you stick in a pussy

I'll use my penis

by suckMyBigTh1ngy July 15, 2019

Penis

A microscopic undergrown leg on males

Penis

by Juunder March 30, 2020

Penis

The tool of which you can wrap your hand around, and shake to brush the inside of someones cheeks, or feed "man milk" to your significant other's mouth, anus, or ear.

Can I get some milk for my cupcakes from that wonderful penis of yours?
I need someone to clean my cheeks, I think I should ask my doctor if a penis is right for me.

by NukesDisorder November 2, 2015

Penis

A male body part of where the male urinates and where sperm comes out to make a baby.

"He has a penis."

by Benny11 December 10, 2018

penis

a nose that grows between the legs

"i gotta blow my penis"
"dude! are you that flexible?"

by some white millenial November 29, 2017