D.P.M

Dick Per Minute

Length of Dick X Pumps Per Minute X Duration

Chick's think they want big dicks but they haven't calculated how much more dick they can get with a smaller one! So D.P.M needs to be in mind!

Darren Cole - A.k.A Dicole

by anonymous January 4, 2026

C.O.D.P.T.S.D.

Those who were more highly effected by Call of Duty then the regular person. They sit in a corner for the rest of there lives glaring at there XBOX (or PS3) while they r force fed by there mother who just isnt ready to let them go

lady in grocerie store: hey irene why dont i ever see ur son around any more, did he lose his job?

irene: no but he did get C.O.D.P.T.S.D.

lady in grocerie store: CO wut???

irene:Call Of Duty Post Traumatic Syndrome. He hasnt moved since

lady:oh um ok..... so did u here about mary

by highonlife37 April 23, 2011

I.p.o.d.

Impulsive perverted old dude

Man why's your grandpa have to be such an I.p.o.d.

by Demonic5smommy September 19, 2016

U.P.O.D

Stands for Ugly Picture Of the Day
Everyday at a random time someone sends ‘UPOD’ in a group chat and and everyone in that group chat drops whatever they’re doing and takes a pic of themselves especially if it’s ugly

Hey Gina you have to send your U.P.O.D!

by mearficorncreator October 3, 2019

T.P.T.D.I

Totally psyched to do it!

person 1: “are you ready to hit the club?”
person 2: “T.P.T.D.I.!”

by super duper dude August 26, 2022

V.i.S.d.P

Verantworlich im Sinne des Presserechts.

V.i.S.P.:Prof. Dr. rer. nat. J. Buchwald

by Prof. Dr. rer. nat. J. Buchwald May 30, 2004

of'st'v'p'whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es

Meaning of "Of Who", Typically used in a sentence to express how energized and cool they are feeling.
It contains the almighty word named whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'e.

Guy 1: Someone stole your soda!
Guy 2: of'st'v'p'whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es
Guy 1: What?
Guy @: of'st'v'p'whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es
Guy 1: Godly being, spare my soul

by OddSmartman April 23, 2020