Optimus Swagger

Biggest my yute in the world, Smokes Bogies and trash at 2k. Also likes to eat pigs.

Nigga 1: Yo dawg u see that piece of beef

Nigga 2: Nahh nigga thats Optimus

Optimus Swagger

by Nigero 46 June 1, 2018

Option 22

Option 22 saves only your system data. It does not save any user data. Option 22 puts your system into a restricted state. This means that no users can access your system, and the backup is the only thing that is running on your system.

It describes the state that the effects of deep capture harassment has on a targeted individual.

Agent Smith: "Run Option 22"

by Option 22 January 30, 2019

Optioned

The past tense for the word option. A word used by uncultured swine instead of opted.

Gio said, “I optioned not to do the survey about contracting numerous STI’s”

by AndreoliGiovoli December 23, 2019

Optimus Effect

used to define the sudden urge to rage quit against certain people.

How can you win so many games in such a short time?

Optimus effect

by EndersUDAccount May 1, 2020

optiony

When you have more than one option

A situation having many choices

Rob used the word optiony in a meeting and no one understood what he was talking about.

by Mike1000000 July 5, 2020

optimus special

A one month subscription to PH
Box of tissues

Corner store lotion
Less than one month of only fans

Hey I was think abt buying an onlyfans but instead I got the OPTIMUS SPECIAL!

by Not optimus April 8, 2021

Optimus Crime

Optimus Crime was the admin of a message board on the dark web called Hack BB where criminals would do nothing but sell hacks, discuss crime, and perfect their scamming game. You could find very in depth articals about everything from carding, fake ids, and other fraud shit to How to change your identity and disappear completely. Optimus was a regular contributor to this forum and wrote a lengthy document about "how to disappear completely."

The website was literally the best hive of criminal minds you could imagine. And Optimus Crime was the admin. A big side of the site was buying and selling cards, hacks, malware...etc.

No one suspected a thing that Optimus crime was about to rip van winkle everyone with all of the coins that were currently in escrow. Well he did, and disappeared completely and a lot of people were out of a lot of bitcoin.

Dont trust that dude Optimus Crime, he wrote 100 page pdf files on how to create, assume, and use new identities.

by cadfaOHHHHNIgghey April 12, 2021