Ah man, you left a Lazy Crocodile in the toilet.
Go and get rid of your Lazy Crocodile.
You might wanna go check the toilet, you've left a Lazy Crocodile.
Go and get rid of your Lazy Crocodile.
You might wanna go check the toilet, you've left a Lazy Crocodile.
by Culie July 13, 2014
Get the Lazy Crocodile mug.by Lazy cobra 69 October 22, 2015
Get the lazy cobra mug.Definition 1: Lacking of ambition, concern for deadlines, and poor quality of work.
Definition 2: publishing and circulating false claims, and/or statements, made intentionally to promote the sale of goods, or services.
Definition 2: publishing and circulating false claims, and/or statements, made intentionally to promote the sale of goods, or services.
Example 1 actual quote in front of customers-
HEB chasier: I really hate when it's busy and I have to work.
HEB bagger: yeah me too! I wish these people wouldn't shop here.
HEB customer: wow! That's just Texas Lazy.
Example 2 actual experience-
Store clerk: is this your first time shopping with us?
Customer: yes! This is my first time because you are actually open. Just another Texas Lazy experience because you have your hours published online and on your door but are never open.
HEB chasier: I really hate when it's busy and I have to work.
HEB bagger: yeah me too! I wish these people wouldn't shop here.
HEB customer: wow! That's just Texas Lazy.
Example 2 actual experience-
Store clerk: is this your first time shopping with us?
Customer: yes! This is my first time because you are actually open. Just another Texas Lazy experience because you have your hours published online and on your door but are never open.
by HoeGobblin December 31, 2022
Get the Texas Lazy mug.When you are too lazy to google something yourself. So you text a friend and ask them the question you could have easily googled yourself.
Kelli (texting): "What kind of material was Han Solo frozen in?"
Brigette (replying): "Carbonite, my Google lazy little sister."
Brigette (replying): "Carbonite, my Google lazy little sister."
by classikjane August 31, 2012
Get the Google lazy mug.When a girl pretends she is asleep but knowingly allows a guy to take her from behind. Half-way through, the girl shouts BOO in order to scare the guy
by Kaneesha Bose January 21, 2009
Get the Lazy Loz mug.When you goin in hard then you proceed to pull out. Then light the pussy hair on fire and jizz to put it out
by Crack15 August 30, 2019
Get the The lazy fireman mug.1. When a male is engaging in intercourse with a female, and wishes to ejaculate in his partner's mouth, however releases too early and ejaculates on her chest.
2. Dropping off dirty dishes on the bar in a gaming room instead of rinsing them in the sink and putting them in the dishwasher.
2. Dropping off dirty dishes on the bar in a gaming room instead of rinsing them in the sink and putting them in the dishwasher.
I was with Ben last night and he wanted to blow in my mouth, but the bastard came too early and gave me a lazy coconut!
by Adam Hopkins. March 6, 2011
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