offence

How retards spell "offense".

Retard: "Hey, no offence but-"
Me: "*smacks*"

by pshsocoolerthanyou February 6, 2008

omfaneg

Oh My Fucking Actual Non-Existent God

A advancement on the classic OMG 'Oh My God' was OMNEG this is for non believers 'Oh My Non Existent God' This has morphed into OMFANEG

Main uses on Internet message boards and forums

Geeky internet user 1: Dude check this vid out its called '2 girls 1 cup'

Geeky internet user 2: (after clicking link) OMFANEG!!!!1

by Leftoverdan December 22, 2007

offinhackersknak

it mean a premature ejaculater or jack off and nuttin come out

i heard that tom is a offinhankersknaker hes such a fag!

by layne February 17, 2005

the easily offended

A quote by Machiavelli. What it really means is it is not necessary to feel at a loss when forced to suffer the presence of those who are easily offended. Because those who are easily offended are also easily manipulated.

Feminist: How could you not know women only make 77 cents on the dollar compared to men? Are you stupid or something? You gutless male swine!
Me: Forgive me madam, I'm just not as well versed in economics as someone with a gender studies degree.
Feminist: Oh I'm sorry, it's just that I get kinda angry sometimes!
Me: No worries, what you say sounds so complex it goes over my head. My friend Steve on the other hand, well, he's always making misogynistic jokes I'm sure he could benefit from your insight.
Feminist: Where is he?The bastard!!
Me thinking: (Hmm, the easily offended...)

by Lam Alien January 31, 2017

offlan

Adjective used to describe the state of activities performed in relation to a corporate or private network, typically via a VPN. When offlan, no VPN connection is available; hence, no internal resources are available. One may still have network access to the Internet or other resources, but when offlan, internal web sites or other servers are unavailable.

Antonym: onlan

Even though I had signal, I was offlan, so I could not get to the files you put on the server.

by TizzyD September 22, 2010

offunsive

Highly disparaging remarks, comments and jokes made in the name of fun.

People often take offense to the offunsive when they do not see the fun and humor in their folly.

by A Jewish Pro-Jew-Sir May 27, 2011

offensophilia

A condition in which ones seeks out being offended or loves to be offended

With how many things get Maria upset, I am surprised she has not been diagnosed with offensophilia!

by Carol the Great October 27, 2015