Octopus slap

Getting hit in the face with your mountain bike after a spectacular crash.

Dylan had an octopus slap after a gnarly crash.

by Satan Spacemonkey July 5, 2023

octopussy

no one's own idea

I rote a octopussy draft in reverse from the beginning

by anonymous October 1, 2023

octopussy

a poor octopussy with 8 legs but 0 bitches.

OI OCTOPUSSY YOU SCARED OR SMTH?

by owlslife October 28, 2023

octopus activities

IF "squid game " is a bad word at your school then say octopus activities. Much better option

A: dude have you ever watched octopus activities
B: yeah dude it was funny
Monitor: I'll tell discipline teacher
A : WE'll tell the principal
*Monitor gasps*

by kionchan123 October 29, 2023

Octopussy

While having sex with a girl, grab an octopus, put it on the girl’s pussy, and let it ejaculate it’s ink into her pussy.

“Gave my girl a nice octopussy last night.”

by IAmTheOneWhoShits February 13, 2025

Octopus

Slang for something or someone who is quick in some way, like an octopus swimming

Part of the sea creature/sea food slang culture, originated on marine biology tumblr threads before moving to X and tiktok, used most in California and the southern parts of Oregon.

"It's hard to keep track during my math lessons, the professor is just so octopus."

by A.Fischer1825 June 18, 2025

octopussing

getting a live octopus and allowing the tentacles to enter any of your holes, can be done by man or woman

'i was octopussed last night, it went up my bum.' can be pronounced octopussed, octopussing and octopussy, man or woman can partake in this activity.

by fredkandjlb January 7, 2026