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jayden oakley

the best boy you'll ever meet. This guy is so athletic, he puts hard work and dedication into his tasks, and you know he'll work hard for the smallest things. He'll protect you with everything he's got, and he's got the sweetest heart.
by melodyikawa November 22, 2023
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East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique

The act of tearing up a persons anus by inserting 2 pounds of pure raw meat up/down their anus, then is continued with a barrage of slaps. This in turn cooks in the meat in the persons anus, how ever this takes time so usually the person slapping uses the final step in the infamous "The Wisconsin Dirty Cheesecurd". This Technique was primarily used by the East Oakland Grim Reaper, who is now incarnated in the local sheriff county jail. This technique is now outlawed and carries a 25 year prison sentence, unless you are in the following countries: Mexico, Japan, Wisconsin, Thailand and Uganda.
The East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique is a dangerous technique and must be done with the proper precautions.
by EastOaklandGrimReaper July 7, 2025
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Shake your Oakley

A boy who shakes his fat gyat
Come on baddies, shake your Oakley
by Easymoneysniper35 May 3, 2024
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A mix of two concepts:

"LA" is presumably not the Lennox and Addington revered by Avril Lavigne fans worldwide but Los Angeles, a podunk California town which attracts would-be actresses and models from all over. Many have perfect faces.

Conversely, Oakland is a city in the Bay Area in which many who have been priced out of San Francisco by the Silicon Valley rabble and the dot-com bubble have taken refuge. A black man and a rapper, Sir Mix-A-Lot would be looking for ghetto booty - a booty that is large, round, and bootylicious.

So, presumably, the best of both worlds.
Seattle-based rapper Sir Mix-A-Lot saw the Oakland girls might not have been China doll beautiful like the A-list cinema stars from Burbank, but were particularly endowed in another area.

This phrase, LA face with an Oakland booty, is talking about a female who has both.
by bitchuck November 30, 2025
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a bit of the Jo Oakley

1) Mentally handicapped
2) Suggesting a serious and irrevocable personality flaw.
You’re mentally slow. You’ve got a bit of the Jo Oakley about you.
by Giant Oscar January 21, 2025
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