To neck oneself

To stand on something easy to kick away (like a chair or a collection of Leo Sayer records) To tie a length of twisted or braided fibers into a noose, tie the other end of the length of twisted or braided fibers to an elevated, fixed object (like a tree branch or your employer's bedroom chandelier) place said noose over one's head and around one's neck, tighten the knot (making sure there is sufficient limitation in the said length of twisted or braided fibers so that one's feet cannot touch the ground when object/objects stood upon are kicked away), kick away said object/objects and 'neck' oneself until expiration takes place.

To neck oneself. To kill oneself by hanging. "I'm so sick of these fucking Leo Sayer albums that my employer keeps lending me that I think I'll neck myself."

by kid headcase August 18, 2009

onesome

masturbation

Man, a threesome is way better than a onesome.

by chasebiaotch March 30, 2010

bite one's head off

To overreact to a trivial mistake another person does.

<Person A> Excuse me, where is the bathroom?
<Person B> What are you, lazy? Why don't you just look for it yourself, instead of asking some random person where it is? People like you are the reason America is known as the laziest country in the world!
<PA> Geez, what's your problem, you didn't have to bite my head off!

by gs68 September 24, 2004

onesubmissiveact

A site for all horny doms and subs who want to be kinky. And want others to see

I am sooo horny right now! I am gonna go on onesubmissiveact.com!

by Princess_Uilo July 12, 2015

onestril

Noun: Onestril is when ones septum becomes deviated turning you into a noseclops.

Last night, I had so many nose beers, I was Onestriled! I looked like a noseclops.

by Kdaaawg January 27, 2018

onesmus

He is nice looking too handsome has true love ,takes love seriously

An onesmus is a celebrity social and so kind though shy

Romantic has a good height and is too good to everyone shares painfull situations

Onesmus is handsome
Onesmus is so loving
Onesmus is romantic

by Ondonkara November 27, 2021

nail oneself

verb - to masturbate

"Dude, if you can't get a girl tonight just go home and nail oneself.

by The Impossible Kid March 4, 2008