by MikeZach December 29, 2005

One who displays a level of behavior consistent with over-indulging in large amounts of alcohol and narcotics. It is the highest state of intoxication reached just prior to loss of consciousness.
OMG - did you see Quadro last night? He stayed up all night guzzling and huffing the solder gobbler - what a bacon strip!!
by Bush59 September 20, 2009

by SouthPhilly August 10, 2020

by KitKat5 August 6, 2007

When you are in or about to begin the act of male masterbation in your bed and lay down a neat line of toilet paper at the projected target so it doesn’t get on your bed.
Guy 1: yea man I laid down the phatest landing strip last night but it just want enough to contain this December 1st nut.
Guy 2: I totally get it man same thing happened to me
Guy 2: I totally get it man same thing happened to me
by Cay919 November 30, 2017

A small shaved strip of public hair on a woman, leading down to a bombed out vagina from having babies or being a complete whore.
by Thechadmancometh June 10, 2009

My ex-boyfriend was a total slob; every time I washed his drawers, I found bacon strips along the back!
by Shawn B. March 28, 2003
