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Spicy Lamb Kofta

Spicy Lamb Kofta is a sexual act where one eats lamb kofta and then digests it. After Digesting The Lamb Kofta you then shit into a vagina and then have sexual intercourse and then your penis will smell like Spicy Lamb Kofta. You then shove a skewer through your urethra and to make it look like an uncooked Lamb Kofta.
Person 1: I gave my misso a spicy Lamb Kofta last night.
Person 2: Fuck cunt that's proper grim.
by Lamb Kofta September 13, 2020
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Dirty Lamb Chop

The Dirty Lamb Chop is when someone draws a puppet on their hand before masturbating so it is more like a lonely mans blow job instead. The term is coined from the sock puppet sheep Lamb Chop. If preferred this can be performed with the puppet being drawn on a sock with a hole in it. The sock version is the preferred version of Canadians, Eskimos, and Santas Elves. For those that prefer anal this can be performed with a handful of crunchy peanut butter and should be referred to as the Grandpa Mudcat named after a different puppet show, the Muppets.
Man I would really like to get a blow job tonight but it looks like i'll have to settle for a Dirty Lamb Chop.

Get rid of your stiffy, buy some Jiffy and have yourself a Grandpa Mudcat.
by Blueshirtmafia-C&C December 2, 2009
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where's the lamb sauce?!

Gordon Ramsay's rage of dumbasses not putting the sauce in the fucking lamb.
*Chefs sweating their asses off for some bony lamb*

Gordon: WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!

Chefs: shit...
by GoatedTrillz July 7, 2019
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Lamb Luber

Snoecks lubs his lambs
by Anonymous July 5, 2003
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Ram dressed as lamb

A man who dresses younger than they should, the male equivalent of mutton dressed as lamb
Look what he's wearing, talk about ram dressed as lamb
by Chrissie G April 21, 2019
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ram and lamb relationship

A sexual relationship with an elder man and a child.
I think little Timmy across the street is in a ram and lamb relationship with old man Johnson next door.
by Rimor March 25, 2017
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lambe mi juevos

Guy: Lambe mi juevos chica!!
Girl: F off
by bricka May 15, 2006
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