omfj

oh my freaking jihad

OMFJ it's christmas season already

by dr sanjay gupta November 3, 2009

OMFDL

Oh My Fucking Dear Lord.

Did you read the the story about the pull my finger app ringing in tons of cash?

OMFDL, society's going in the crapper.

by inatux December 24, 2008

omfgaihohfs

acronym for "Oh My Fucking God Ass In Heaven Oh Hell Fucking Shit" :)

"you don't have to come back to the high school next year!! how do you feel about that?!"
reply: "OMFGAIHOHFS"
hahahahaha :)

by kchammond April 14, 2010

omfug

like omfg but with more drama

OMFUG that skank is wearing the same shirt as me!!!

by big poppa April 23, 2005

OMFG

The standard verbal reaction to looking out the door of an airplane at 13,000-ft just prior to jumping out said door. Most often exhibited in females and accompanied by short-term memory loss.

When Christina was lead to the jump door by her tandem instructor, she proceeded to scream "OMFG" and backpedal, as noted by her onlooking friends and the other tandem instructors when all had reached ground level.

by wolf16child July 21, 2011

omfg quiet

what you say when the room is quiet jesperetto does all times

<Jesper> omfg quiet

by bodolo March 30, 2003

OMFB

"OMFB" is an abbreviation of "openminded-fanboy"

An OMFB or openminded-fanboy (or Open Minded Fanboy) is a person who has an open mind without bias AND who promotes the fact that they have an open mind.

Johnny says "You always promote Macs but now you're promoting Windows"

Gerry replies "I'm an open minded person"

Chris butts in and says Gerry is an OMFB"

by ChrisTheFeral May 18, 2009