when you're smoking and it's raining and you swear you broke a record to smoke it, and you run faster than you've ever ran before to toss the cigarette where you usually toss em.
it was raining before i was supposed to work, so i was running the rainolympics.
The only time that anybody will watch luge, curling, table tennis, ski jumping, or people swimming laps. Happens every other year, switching from winter to summer Olympics each time, often times being really awkward for the leaders of the countries who hate each other.
Right when I get really interested in seeing who wins in figure skating in the Olympics, they switch to curling.
The Olympics is that special time that ping pong becomes known as Table Tennis for a few weeks.
An event that tries to cast itself as the world's largest sporting event that is truly international, even though people know its a load of bullshit since its always dominated by superpowers like the US. Sorry, the World Cup owns that distinction (and every other sporting or TV/Media event cannot come close to the influence it has on people's lives on a global scale).
Man 1: Hey the Olympics are going on?
Man 2: What Olympics?! Fuck that bullshit, I'd rather watch the World Cup... Which is far more fun and cool than the fucking Olympics!
completely and totally overrated. everyone will say it is horrid, vile and maybe even the worst shit on the internet, but it really isn't that bad. still, i wouldn't recommend you go there and watch it. its comparable to goatse.
"dude, did you watch the pain olympics?"
"no way man. thats horrid, vile and maybe even the worst shit on the internet."
"it really isn't that bad. still, i wouldn't recommend you go there and watch it."
olimpik zeero is like supaman, he is like a telephone in the dark. if it can, it will. but thurdays are its special day. 1 time, this fox was drunk but didnt get caught, it was carnage but OZ was dere to settle the ostrich