NASCAR

A sport that was formed in 1948. NASCAR stands for National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing. There are tracks across the country of the United States. The two main types of tracks are Circle tracks and Road courses (there aren't just circle tracks, you know). The season starts off with the Daytona 500, as the biggest race in NASCAR. NASCAR has three main leagues: The Sprint Cup Series (which is the more famous), the Nationwide Series, and the Camping World series, where the drivers race trucks instead of cars. In the Sprint Cup Series, there are 43 drivers per race over a given number of laps based on how many miles the race is (Daytona 500 means 500 miles).

Did you see the NASCAR race last Sunday? I didn't get to see who won; I hope it was Dale Jr.

by GreenBaron88 April 18, 2009

Dirty NASCAR Buiesman

(Dirtius NASCAR Maximus)

A rare genetic mutation that occurs on the 22nd chromosome. This causes the person to enjoy watching NASCAR, and become extremely conservative; blindly following the Republican party. The main symptom of this disease is enjoying NASCAR and being Republican at the SAME TIME! If you feel you have done this, please consult your doctor as soon as possible.

"Yesterday I went to the track and saw a dirty NASCAR Buiesman."

by thewonderwaffle February 25, 2006

nascar night

A night off from the old lady.
When one refines himself to his bedroom and watches porn until his ball sac is empty/sexual fantasies are complete.

woman: what are you doing tonight baby? i'm bored.

Man: nascar night bae. screen is sticky, can't scroll. ttul.

by dayrock27 December 23, 2013

nutscaping

taking photos of your balls in front of beautiful landscapes. a new genre of photography that attempts to rediscover the beauty of hairy balls by merging them on breathtaking scenes as another astronomic body (moon, sun, etc.).

look at that sunset, let's take down your pants and so some nutscaping!

by savorido December 29, 2015

NASCAR

A car where three of the four passengers are actually trash

Mark: UGH,that's such a NASCAR
Person:What is that??
Mark: a NASTY car

by sarcasticpug July 25, 2016

NASCAR

When 3/4 people in a car are nasty people.

That's a NASCAR (A.K.A. That's a car with mean/nasty people)!

This was from Markiplier's Urban Dictionary challenge (you should check him out on YouTube).

by AshFriend June 30, 2016

nascar

A car with trash in every seat other than the driver's, hence it being a nasty car.

Jake: Did you see Matt's car?
Jon: Yeah, it's a total nascar.

by JoshSed June 28, 2016