chuck norris

Chuck Norris: Only man to ever catch all 150 original Pokemon in under 2.7 seconds

Walker Texas Ranger (Chuck Norris): Bulbasaur!! I choose you! VINE WHIP NOW!!

by HarT [<3] April 3, 2006

Chuck Norris

To beat someone's ass uncontrollably without feeling or remorse.

to chuck norris, chuck norrised (past tense)

Motherfucker if you don't make me a sammich, i'll Chuck Norris your bitch ass

by Phat Daddy December 22, 2006

Chuck Norris Approved

The act of being accepted by Chuck Norris and his fist.

Dave is hardcore. He was Chuck Norris Approved.

by An Addict Of Communication December 25, 2007

Chuck Norris

The creator of language.
The curer of polio: roundhouse kicked a bottle of aspirin instantly creating the remedy.
Father of infomercials.
Father of Steven Seagal.

I'm gonna Chuck Norris my way to fame and advertise this piece of shit!

by lyrix4u December 5, 2007

Chuck Norris

The brother of God, the favorite of his Mom, and kicked Satan's Ass... Plus, God was sooooo jealous, He left Chuck Norris out of the Bible.

Erm no example. Chuck Norris will shoot me from his eyes if I wrote one...

by wtfnoobzor October 4, 2009

Chuck Fucking Norris

A line that was just recently put in a rap battle of Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris on youtube. This means being all-powerful and indestructible.

Guy 1: "I just shot you in the heart, why didn't you die?"

Guy 2:"CUZ I AM CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!"

by Chuck Norris88 December 11, 2010

Chuck Norris

One hell of a sexy beast totally kicks ass on Walker Texas Ranger( coolest show ever)! He is probably the sexiest man alive!!

Dude its Chuck Norris!

by Chelsea Fraind April 2, 2008