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Noob tube douche

Any douchebag that uses the grenade launcher as an attachment to assault guns in COD 4 modern warfare. This weapon shows off the douchebaggery and lack of any skill what so ever.
Dude get some skills and stop using that bullshit, you noob tube douche.
by whiskey13 January 23, 2009
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Noob, the four main definitions

Noob, the four main definitions
1.A noob is a in-experienced gamer or someone who is generally in-experienced in any part of life that some people think he or she should be very experienced/knowledgeable of.

2.Completely different from a Newbie, a newbie is someone who has just started a game, task, job, etc, etc and does not have the relavent information or experience to advance to the next level, job status, etc, etc yet.

3.Noob is also a character on the playstation 2 game Mortal Combat Annilation, Noob being a ninja, it is possible that, that character, is one of the reasons why people often call people ninja noobs, if they are relatively fast or if they have lots of agility.

4. Noob is a very opened ended word it can be applied in a manner of ways but mostly it is understood when people use it to explain how much of a in-experienced person someone is. (This specific word is best used when you consider it to be, there is no specific limit on it's use, except that it should at least be relavent to the conversation, other wise you may look like a fool)
Noob, the four main definitions
1. examples of gamer speak.
OMG you stupid Noob, what did you do that for, we could have totally owned/pwned him.

2. Newbie = beginner
Noob = in-experienced person

3. Noob = A character on mortal combat annilation
Ninja noob = someone who is fast and agile, or studies martial arts but is still a beginner, therefore it can be said in either term/case.

4. Bad use of the word Noob
Awww man i can't believe he got the last issue of it, he's totally a noob.

Good use of the word Noob
Why did'nt you help me out when i was attacked, if you did we would'nt have lost, arrrrrrr, you frekin Noob.
by Mali Sharpe December 14, 2008
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christmas noob

A player who just got a certain game for Christmas. Mostly little kids who don't have enough money to buy it themselves or husbands being bought it by their wives. Christmas Noobs are easy prey for players who have owned it for a while and are a great way ahead of them and raise good players kill death ratio significantly.
i fucking love playing COD on Christmas, so many christmas noobs to raise your k/d.
by TheAlmightySpecter December 25, 2010
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Baby Rib Noob

Someone who doesn't know what a baby rib t-shirt is

Originating from the Speed gamers 2010 Mother Marathon
Ted: What's a baby rib?
Bob: Get out of here, baby rib noob
by Daamien May 24, 2010
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Noob Cannon

term used in first person shooters to describe a gun that is considered too easy to use and is used by noobs. most commonly used in counterstrike to describe the AWP/AWM(a powerful sniper rifle that kills with 1 shot). also used to describe the autosnipers and auto-shotgun, as well as guns in other games.
omfg u pussy!!!!!111!!1! put down the noob cannon¬!!¬!!!"! use a real gun u loser!
by meheheheh September 28, 2005
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Noob

Not to be confused by newbie, a noob is a person who cannot, or barely spell. They are most likely to get banned at anything, even a poorly moderated game/site/forum.
Noob: L0L i s0 culd b3t u

TehPro: At what?

Noob: @ gnz online of couse

*Noob got banned by TehPro*

TehPro: That takes care of that little noob.

Note: Do not try to interpret Noob's style of saying English.
by MisaTange July 5, 2009
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noob stick

A noob stick a PC players way to refer to a joystick or joypad used for gaming consoles.
GamingConsolePlayer: How about a game of Halo?
PCPlayer: Playing with a noob stick? Why don't you come play a real game on a real computer?
by Bjerge May 19, 2006
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