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the signal stretch

when youre in class and you cant get signal on your cell phone, so you put your phone in your hand and raise your hands in the air pretending your stretching in an attempt to get better signal.
Yo i saw stew doing the signal stretch, i wonder if hes texting zowe!

Young man i saw you do the signal stretch, turn in your phone to student affairs!
by DANNYBOY691337 May 13, 2010
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Baby Dinosaur Stretches

Stretching done in the morning before getting out of bed, so named for the noise made by people with high-pitched voices.
"I always do my baby dinosaur stretches before getting out of bed."
by Bartizan February 27, 2015
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cooter stretching

stretching your cooter to be less tight
“Dude lana rhoades must do some serious cooter stretching on the daily
by giantballslover February 8, 2022
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hollywood stretch

a situation where something or someone is not quite in your reach and out of your grasp,, so in a last ditch effort you must extend dramatically to reach that person or thing.hi
that girl Nicole was looking so good from across the room while smoking her cigarette and when she asked me if I wanted a puff I couldn't move. I was paralyzed. I had to stand up and use the hollywood stretch so I could reach for her butt.
by runthesun July 3, 2017
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stretching nutsack

hey, dave, look at my stretching nutsack!
by meathole maker April 5, 2022
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Stretch Neck

A stretch neck is someone who has a very long and unnatural neck.
"Ew, do you see that Stretch Neck over there?"
"ya, its nasty"
by John the Window Licker June 22, 2021
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Triple Stretch

When a female puts 3 dicks in her ass
She likes to get triple Stretch
by Nyrac July 30, 2023
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